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‘Celt-tunes = WIN’ Full Review

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Sup y’all? =) President Hoodie here again to intro another lovely multi-writer full review of our latest compilation, ‘Celt-tunes = WIN‘! Got four different writers on the glorious task this time, bouncing around from track to track to share their thoughts on this delightful collection of tunes. What are you waiting for? Get to readin’! #Cheers

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‘chipWINter Wonderland’ Full Review

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Sup y’all? =) President Hoodie here, ready to happily introduce this multi-writer full review of our newly released chipWINter Wonderland compilation! Kicking off this collaborative writing project is none other than Mr. Viridian Forge! Do it to it, Wayne!

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‘Snowball Fight Tonight’ by Aethernaut

Infused with the magic of fresh snowfall, Aethernaut’s ‘Snowball Fight Tonight’ is undeniably the correct choice to have opening this year’s ChipWINter compilation. Warm toned arps, rising riffs, and a steady beat merge together to give the piece a backdrop that belongs on a Christmas card. The authenticity comes from the vocal samples that appear throughout the track, which truly convey the feeling that you’re in the midst of an old fashioned impromptu neighborhood snowball melee. | bandcamp | soundcloud | facebook | twitter

‘Tinsel Time’ by tiasu

Building on the childhood reveries Aethernaut may have left the listener with, ‘Tinsel Time’s twinkling opening hearkens, perhaps, to warm evenings decorating the old tannenbaum with loved ones. About thirty seconds in, powerful chip-based shredding slaps the sense back into them, tearing apart any preconceptions about what’s going on here. tiasu moves between these two themes skillfully, illustrating both the reverence and exuberance that imbue the spirit of the season.

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‘Polar Sunrise’ by turtledove

Switching up the tempo and tone of the compilation, Polar Sunrise has the feel of a more ‘traditional’ holiday piece. Appropriately, the richness of the music, authenticity of the bells and reflective pacing encourage taking the time to appreciate the chance to reflect on the events of the year. Moreover, the warmth of the composition really brings home the spirit of spending time with loved ones during this time of the year.


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‘Cool Winds’ by Joshua Morse

With Cool Winds, the fluctuations in how the spirit of winter is evoked continue. Subdued compared to the previous tracks, Joshua Morse’s submission to the compilation is meditative, and space-y. With a sound palette consisting of fat sweeps, twinkling plucks, liquid droplets, and remote sleigh bells, Mr. Morse has put together an honestly evocative track. To my ear, this is the perfect soundtrack to gazing quietly out onto a frozen lake from snow covered hills, as a gentle breeze pulls snowflakes across the starry twilight. | facebook | twitter | youtube

Four tracks in, and this review is just getting started. Hold onto your hot cocoas, because Glenntai is taking the reins for the next section of the release!

‘Borealis Palace’ by Toni Leys

“Borealis Place” starts off as a smooth jazz piece accompanied by round bells and pulse leads before nearly manically-transitioning into a very bright and driven trance vibe. While the latter is the concept the song eventually focuses on, Toni Leys demonstrates a clear and exemplary knowledge and execution of not only both concepts but maintaining a tasteful amount of drama both between transitions and on the beginning and end of the song.

To break a personal rule of mine, I would genuinely compare this track to what sounds like: an experiment between fusing together the soulful and jazzy vibes of the Breath of Fire III soundtrack and (apparently a “controversial” opinion time) what the “NiGHTS Into Dreams…” OST should have sounded like. | Bandcamp | Soundcloud | Facebook | Twitter

‘Bit’s Carol Groove’ by Yoann Turpin

As much as “Borealis Palace” rhymes brings on a strong smooth vibe, anyone familiar with Yoann Turpin’s music knows to prepare themselves for a soul-villed journey through a grove-filled jazz track that’s bound to make you feel good from the inside-out. Bit’s Carol Groove” is no exception!  Every chorus is impressively written, the melody from the top of the head onward is not only memorable but varies enough to where every embellishment of a note and their following solos stand out and give life to every note it plays. From legends such as Dubmood, demoscene veteran and amazingly-cool-person Ultrasyd, all the way to newcomers Please Lose Battle, France has had a variety of incredibly talented artists in the chip scene (and let’s face it, a ton of other music scenes.)  That said, I’m incredibly delighted to see Metz’s Yoann Turpin finally contribute a solo track to a ChipWIN project. | Bandcamp | Soundcloud | Facebook | YouTube

‘Cyberia’ by Kartmaze

Coming in from a completely different, yet equally masterfully crafted perspective, Kartmaze is a stellar example of 80’s synth aesthetic and chipmusic blending together to create an incredibly grand soundscape full of pads, reverb and melodic harmony. “Cyberia” is very much a track that has a heavier march pattern to its rhythm to give a sense of urgency to its accompanying chord progression, tasteful use of arpeggio accompaniment and a haunting but clear melody that sticks with you. Half-way through the song we get to some pizzicato solo elements with the rest of the track resting for the better part of a measure and a half.  It was a very clever way to disguise the fact that Kartmaze included a change in both the rhythm and time signature, making what seemed to be a great conceptual reference to “Carol of the Bells.”

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‘Pieces of Eight + Azuria Sky’ by Ave Maria (Bach, Gounod)

Of course, with me making reference to Pieces of Eight’s fantastic drum solo on Volume 3, it only fits perfectly that the last track I get to review is one made by the artist from North Carolina that I’ve had the honor of collaborating with on the “Merry Chipmas” compilation curated by MicroCollective (‘lo Sam!)

What we have here, of course, is a cover of “Ave Maria.”  While normally I’m the type to shrug most covers, Pieces of Eight has solidly demonstrated in previous covers that he can take a song and accentuate it to bring a larger, more dramatic tone, resulting in some sincerely show-stopping pieces. This is no exception to that rule. Along with covering the track’s melody, bassline, and key, Adam mixed in Enya-esque backing vocals from Azuria Sky, which mix well with the barrage of what sounds like double-single-channel echo and reverb on arpeggios going over the entire scale of each section’s key.

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Next 4 tracks of this review are all penned by Adam Seats aka Robot Sex Apocalypse!

‘Snow Day’ by Jredd

I think, somewhere buried deep down inside all of us, is a tune or a sound font that we associate with a place or a person. The same thing goes with winter, and that’s exactly what Jredd’s ‘Snow Day’ gives us. This track sounds near identical to what I would have expected to hear in a 90’s anime for a snow day episode – if I didn’t know better, I’d have thought this track was lifted right out of Sailor Moon. It’s upbeat, it’s happy, it’s bouncy, but it’s not too saccharine as to make you roll your eyes. It is, the musical quantification of how you might feel on a snow day, walking around town, bubbling inside because you know you get to skip that test you had today. Leave the responsibilities to the adults – jam out to ‘Snow Day’ on your snow day!

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‘Fun with Fractional Freezing’ by Spaceman Fantastiques

When I saw the name of this track, ‘Fun With Fractional Freezing,’ I had to look up what that meant. I knew I had heard it before. Turns out, that’s the process you use to make one of my favorite liquors, applejack – it’s used to separate out water in liquor like distillation but so, so much simpler. And it struck me, that name is actually quite appropriate. Fractional freezing, like this song, is a very relaxed process: it’s slow, it’s calm, it’s simple. Also like its namesake, you know you’re getting something done while you’re doing it and this song continuously builds: it slowly getting louder and more complex. And, like any liquory treat, you end up with an end result you really like. This song is exactly that: smooth and chill with new elements appearing until the end result is something you know you’ll enjoy going back to.

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‘I’m Better Than You’ by Rekcahdam

I have a firm belief that any track willing to open up with a “WOO” is either going to be amazing or horrible. The good news is, ‘I’m Better Than You’ turns out to be in that first category by a wide margin. You’ve got the super tight percussion Reckahdam is known for thrown in with beats that would seem at home in a Bare Knuckle Streets of Rage game. At the risk of sounding entirely too cheesy, this track puts the “win” in winter – while you have the high, sustained notes and the twinkly sounds from time to time, this track is all about getting down and rocking out. If ‘Snow Day’ was a group of kids walking down the road on a day off, ‘I’m Better Than You’ is the soundtrack to the inevitable snowball fight. The track wraps up with the familiar “gleamy” noise from the Sega – and I can just imagine Roger finishing banging out the final drum solo and then flashing a thumbs up and a smile while it happens. | Bandcamp | Soundcloud | Facebook | Twitter | YouTube

‘Cold’ by The Unicorn Princess

After such an intense track, you probably need something calm to…cool down with, right? Riiiiight? Good, because ‘Cold’ is exactly what you need. This track is 89% ambiance and mood building – it’s a tune out and chill kind of track (no pun intended…this time). This song is the auditory equivalent of soaking in a Jacuzzi with the jets on low – soothing, with just a little bit going on to keep you from completely detaching from reality. Although I wouldn’t call this song trance, it will definitely put you in a trance. Just don’t listen to this song in an actual snowstorm, because none of us here at ChipWIN want you to space out while listening to the album and get hypothermia and become popsicles. Chiptune responsibly, people. | Soundcloud | Facebook | Twitter

Reviewing the final 4 tracks of the compilation is R. Morgan Slade aka PixelRecall!

‘Guard Duty on Station Arctemp 323e’ by Russellian

‘Guard Duty on Station Arctemp 323e’ is an assault on your senses. Harnessing a winter storm as a foundation, ‘Guard Duty on Station Arctemp 323e’ by Russellian shifts and changes in and out of melodies and speeds, delivering a sense of loss and bewilderment, much like one could feel on patrol in an isolated arctic complex. Russellian succeeds in creating a fluid, disconcerting attack on your perceptions and expectations, delivering an intense stream-of-consciousness with ‘Guard Duty on Station Arctemp 323e’.

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‘Snowflakes Are Falling Stars’ by Matthew Squibb

Delightful, minimalistic, hopeful. ‘Snowflakes Are Falling Stars’ by Matthew Squibb does a lot with very little. ‘Snowflakes Are Falling Stars’ employs what sounds like fewer than 6 channels, capitalizing on the freedom that comes with such a limitation and disregarding the urge to shoehorn unnecessary bells and whistles, resulting in a thoughtful and purposeful little chiptune-track-that-could. |

‘A Very Squarey Xmas’ by Square Therapy

Over a continuous chorus hum, Square Therapy delivers a beautiful rendition of Silent Night with ‘A Very Squarey Xmas’ that takes its time, and builds with true feeling, ultimately abandoning the serene choral sounds for a rockin’ rendition of Gloria in Excelsis Deo to bring the house down. High octane; ‘A Very Squarey Xmas’ by Square Therapy is the holiday jam you didn’t know you needed, and will no longer live without.

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‘Fireplace’ by subPixel

‘Fireplace’ by subPixel takes swing-chip to funky places to close out the album, leaning into slides and transitions with such organic timing that you could confuse it for a live set. subPixel takes an entertaining tangent away from the established melody to experiment with unexpected swinging synth alternatives and the welcome jingle jangle of bells that synch the holiday cheer together with ‘Fireplace’s funky swing in a nice chiptune bow.

Some funky chip swing winter fun going on right up in here. | Bandcamp | Facebook

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ChipWIN-tern Spotlight: ‘Ilio’ by Vince Kaichan

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Howdy howdy! For some of our long-time readers, you might remember that the FIRST installment of this column, just over one year ago (back when it was an artist overview column, and not just an album review column) was about this young Californian guy named Vince. A lot has changed in a year’s time, both for us and for him. Here we are, seven compilations under our belt (of which Vince has been on two, and had one of his songs remixed for a third), and the fun police haven’t yet tried to stop by and shut us down, so we must be doing something right! Meanwhile, Vince has had two albums out in that last year, in addition to his thriving Soundcloud. How fitting, then, that I should be doing this review, here and now, about Vince’s newest album ‘Ilio,’ since it serves as a fantastic benchmark for just how far this blog and Vince have come in the same amount of time. And little do you all know, but my previous review actually secretly connects with ‘Ilio’ more than you could imagine! (No, I promise that wasn’t a Buzzfeed article name.)


So back on my previous review of Vince’s work, you may notice that there’s a Soundcloud link at the bottom which no longer works. But lo and behold, that track has snuck onto ‘Ilio’ as the second track! Funny how things like that work out. There’s one other track from Soundcloud that made its way into this album, which is ‘Sailboat.’ This is one of the reasons I think it’s a great idea for all artists to have a Soundcloud, or at least some sort of organized place for non-album-affiliated songs – you never know when you might need to use one! What is interesting, though, is that this means that ‘Ilio’ isn’t so much a cohesive album in the sense that it was a planned album with a theme behind it. Given that the last two albums I’ve reviewed here have been straight-up concept albums, it’s refreshing to have an album of mostly unrelated but still fantastic tracks up on the slate.

Now, as I say that this album isn’t a concept album, you may want to take a look at the notes about it from Vince himself on the Bandcamp page. For your convenience, I’ll copypasta that here for you:

“What started as a concept album exploring the softer side of Gameboy music quickly lost focus and became a collection of mid-tempo tunes ranging from straightforward pop to more experimental songs inspired by jazz.”

Which it absolutely is. None of these songs are for raving to, or getting crazy to. These are chilltunes. Some of them lean a little towards slower dubstyle things (like the aptly named ‘Dubpark’), some of them are a little more goovy/funky, like ‘Saraday,’ but they’re all great tunes to calm you down while still serving up enough energy to keep you bopping around. I think probably one of the most satisfying things about the album, though, is the fake ending you get from ‘Shiosai’ – because it’s the final track on the Bandcamp, it’s got the traditional, almost Broadway-style ending to the track, only to have ‘Galaxies,’ the bonus track start playing (which is probably my second favorite track on the whole album) which then ALSO ends with a big finish. (Guess you’ve gotta go get the thing on Bandcamp to listen to it, huh!)

Personally, I love this album for the simple fact that this isn’t what you come to expect when you hear “Gameboy music.” I think this and a few other albums that have come out recently are pushing back on the idea that chiptunes has to be punk rock, or it has to be techno dance music, or it has to be a game soundtrack. Music is music, whatever the instrument is, and it’s good to hear more of these albums coming out showcasing just what you can do when you think outside the box.

That’s all for now, friends! Stay frosty. (Hah, see, that’s a joke, because I live in Richmond, VA, and we literally just declared a state of emergency because it’s about to snow. I hate the South.)

Links! So many links! All the links! More links than all the timelines of Hyrule combined! Bandcamp | Soundcloud | Twitter | Facebook


ChipWIN-tern Spotlight: ‘The Last Dream’ by ap0c

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I really want to know what they put in the water up in Philly. Or…actually, on second thought, I probably don’t. But whatever magical ingredient is in the water up in Philly, it seems to be infecting the creative and philosophical types to very interesting effect. Last time around, I was talking about an0va’s ‘Ego Depletion,’ which if you read through the end of the interview, you know that that album was supposed to be an exploration of consciousness. In a strange turn of events, there is another Philly-based chipartist who has both a lower-case “a” and the number “0” in their name, who works in the Psychology department of a university and who has released an album meant to break us down and really get us thinking about what constitutes “us,” – that is to say, Steve Lakawicz, better known as ap0c, and his new album ‘The Last Dream.’


Album cover by Joey Mariano, better known as Animal Style. You know, that guy who does the stuff.

Now, as much as I’m joking around about the similarities between an0va and ap0c’s names and album concepts, both of these guys are worlds apart (metaphorically, of course – in reality they’re probably about two bus stops from each other). Those of you who have been around for a while probably remember ap0c’s contribution to our humble collection back on Volume 2, and you can already tell just from those four minutes the extremely diverse ground that ap0c can cover – and ‘The Last Dream’ is basically that on an album-wide scale. That’s honestly what I love the most about this album on the whole, is the fact that you never really know where it’s going. But there’s another hidden part to this album, which even ap0c himself may not know consciously, which I will reveal to all of you now:

It sucks playing a low brass instrument. “Wait, what?” I hear you cry, “I thought this was about chiptunes!” Alright chucklehead, give me a second. See, Steve and I got to talking during MAGFest, and we learned something very important about each other – we both play low brass instruments: he, the tuba; me, the euphonium (yes, it’s real, no, you haven’t heard of it). And when you’re a creative person trapped in the low brass section, it does something to you. Something weird. I’m sure you all know the joke about the bassist in a rock band, about how no one really loves them and they’re basically unimportant to the melody, while some people recognize them as barely better than a metronome to keep time while the band plays. The simple fact of the matter is, when you play a bass instrument, be it bass guitar or tuba or basically anything that never gets a melody, you start secretly hoping that some day, when you’re a big kid and you get to write the music, that you’ll write music that features the bassline playing the melody! Something that sounds cool, because screw all those high pitches, it’s the BASSLINE’s turn to steal the glory of the song!

As any of you who know how to compose, be it chiptunes or otherwise, probably know – having the bass in the lead for a whole song isn’t a healthy idea. It doesn’t sound like a song – people aren’t used to it. However, the more mature manifestation of this is to have some really prominent basslines featured in the composition to have them be in the audience’s face when they can be, and move out of the way when they need to be. And THIS is what Steve has done all throughout this album – his healthy understanding of the bassline colors the sound of the album in ways that are quite unique and unexpected to most people who go into this expecting another Anamanaguchi or Danimal Cannon.

Stylistically, the album is all over the place in the best way. Steve’s classical training bleeds through in parts, sounding at home among Bach’s fugues, but within the same song it might flip around to be something more lighthearted and goofy like one might expect out of a Sonic game, only to have it flip around and break down in a way that can only lead to mosh pits. Despite the fact that the styles bounce around, all of the transitions are seamless and it never feels like a song has been just Frankensteined together from a bunch of ideas just to fill time. It’s got enough in it from every style it represents to make it palatable from listeners of the more traditional music training to those who just love music they can jam around to. Personally, though, I’d say this album is best enjoyed with a good pair of headphones, or at the very least with some speakers with decent bass response – again, because ap0c has some really subtle and fancy basswork, a lot of the album is missed if you’re listening to it on dinky speakers with no bass.

That’s all this time around. Next time, I promise I’ll find someone to talk about who isn’t from Philly, I promise. For now though, go grab some fancy headphones, pop a brewski and go find yourself.

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ChipWIN-tern Spotlight: ‘Spectra’ by Chipzel

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The ChipWIN-tern Spotlight returns – and what a day to make a comeback, a day to wake up to some brand-spankity new chipzel! Her new album Spectra has just dropped, and if you haven’t been sitting in your chair frothing at the mouth about it, then you’re doing it wrong. But fear not! We can fix that. We will fix that, presently.


Art credit: Dominic Riozzi